Investments (Stonks)

Yeah commission per transaction as well as fx commission when you trade non-gbp

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:joy:

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What is IG my good man? Any other trading platforms that come recommended?

IG is a trading platform, never heard of it before but my friend really rates it.

SaxoBank comes very highly rated but they only accept ISAs with more than £60k in it.

My friend is complain about eToro at the moment.

There always has to be a bald cunt somewhere.

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Fuck off, hedge fund shill

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You just know he cheats on his wife who hates him, with escorts, and fantasises about his own teenage daughter the fucking cunt.

Oh and hates non whites

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Bwehehe, been following this GameStop saga for last 3-4 days and it is absolutely brilliant what is happening

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I used etoro back in the day a little, is it safe or a risky platform?

I think it’s all right, never heard any major complaints but I don’t use it so can’t really comment.

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While ideologically I’m cheering them on and laughing my ass off… I’m afraid to check my retirement account.

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I do all my stonking in my retirement account. Feels less real if it all goes wrong

:mustafi:

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Maybe its cos I’ve been playing the game recently, but this feels a bit like Lester’s Assassination missions in GTAV :joy:

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Just played that mission yesterday :joy: it really does.

Pro tip: you have to do the first assassination mission to advance the story, but after that you should save the rest until you have completed the main story. The final heist produces a massive sum, if you then go and do the assassination mission you can end up with each character having like 1.1 to 1.3 billion each by investing your entire bankroll in the right stocks and pre/post missions. Means you can buy up every business in Los Santos and still have endless money to spend on weapons and ridiculously good vehicles.

Sorry if you’ve played the game before and know all this I just couldn’t resist the opportunity to be the one giving you stonks advice in this thread.

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Haha no by all means I didn’t know that! I completed the game last about 7 years ago :joy:

So wait was I supposed to with assassinating Norris then or are there other assassination missions?

It’s probably easier for me to just send you a link :grin:

https://www.ign.com/wikis/gta-5/Assassination_Investor

I fucking love this haha what a game

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The girl smirking during the whole explanation made this more fun

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