If OA Members were football players


I remember this thread from the old OA and I thought it was hilarious. I’ll start it off…

@Luca_from_Italy = Xhaka. Everyone loves him because he’s pinging those likes all over the yard but he’s a tad naive and immature getting sent off from mdc all the time.

@mysty = Santi Cazorla. He’s the maestro that keeps OA ticking, and without him we’d be a lot shittier.

@Craigie = Koscielny. Does all the work and goes unnoticed because its not the glamour position, but quietely he’s the best in the league.

@GunnerGirl = Oxlade-Chamberlain, cause she’s got all that world class talent…

@JakeyBoy = Sanchez. Mostly because he’s such a little pit bull especially when it comes to being a PC bro, and he always comes up with the goods, likes = goals and assists.

Lol that’s it for me I’ll try to think of more. Slow day at work :iwobi:

Oh almost forgot!

@SRCJJ = Ibra. Could it be more obvious? He’s such a cunt but he’s good at what he does. Got to give him credit. Although he does have a big opinion of himself :grinning:


@Arsenal4thetreble= Ramsey.

Overrated poster. Enough said :coq: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:


@AbouCuellar is Cech? Because the only way to account for some of the shit he says is a serious head injury.

No seriously he is abou diaby, obviously.


But my hair game is on point!!


Ox :thinking:


@AbouCuellar is Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He changes (changed) opinions like Zlatan changes clubs.

From @ArsèneCuellar to @AbouCuellar (anti AW) like him:

From Inter Milan to AC Milan:


I think he’s complementing you :wink:


@Maxi_Gooner is Buffon. Passionate, intelligent and articulate. Cool even when everybody else seems to be on the brink of losing their minds.



Love the fact I’ve been compared to Santi, thanks man :blush:


@Luca_from_Italy - Carl Jenkinson.

Shit, but passionate and eager to please. Needs to be sold to a smaller club.



@Drayton is definitely Ray Parlour. Cult legend who was certainly fond of a drink or two back in the day and sure knows how tell a cracking anecdote about his glory days :grin:

@Arsenal4thetreble kudos to you for that post to kick the thread off :ok_hand:


Not that he really posts anymore, but @Naweed or Nawz as he was better known, would be Ryo Miyaichi :laughing:

@Cristo would clearly be a certain Lord Bendtner. But seeing as Cristo is actually a nice guy, he’s more of a Lukas Podolski kinda guy.

@Calum is of course Mr Ozil. Always assisting and contributing the place :slight_smile:


@Leper - Mathieu Flamini

Shies away from real contribution, loves to shit on his colleagues with forceful hand gestures/posts, and loves himself a hammer/eliminator.


Although I have the lovely hair I’m short at 5’7 but stocky. I’m more of an ox type build. But would prefer a defensive role as I like getting my tackles in.


I remember years ago on OA, I used to ask @Naweed for shampoo and conditioner advice lol. Back when I had longer hair before I went back to my traditional skin fade lol

Gave me some magnificent advice though.


If Propa Nutcase were still here, he’d clearly be Vinny Jones :smirk:

@Oliver would be Giroud. For his love of a big bushy beard, tattoos and an eye for the ladies.


I’ll definitely take Podolski!! :grin:


@cristo = Özil. He seems like he doesn’t care much but when he shows up he puts in a masterful performance.


@Trion = Joey Barton. Always seems to land himself in trouble and can’t seem to keep his mouth shut :cristo: