Fuck I love that episode.
One of my favourites though is when Jez moves in with Super Hans and Super Hans makes Jez sleep in the room with all the free roaming snakes 
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The comment was when bl1nk said lets just make a general player thread for everything lol thatās why I said that haha
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Ah right, Iām gonna have to assume that was a joke cos it sounds like an awful idea
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What did I just read?
If only Henry had that level of awareness of his teammates whereabouts he might be the record holder for most assists within a single league campaign.
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Iāve always said he needed Robbie Fowlerās impudence to take it to the next level
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There was a sentence in there that said described a pass that Kane made as: āwhisper it, almost Bergkamp like.ā
Rather than whisper it, how about donāt insult anyoneās intelligence by saying it.
Most footballers will occasionally make a brilliant pass but arenāt normally compared to an elite player like Bergkamp.
At best, Kane could be described as Giroud like, when it comes to his assist skills.
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Lol Kane going full into it
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Fair play you were right on the abroad point.
Interesting top English players donāt really like the idea of playing abroad really
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Maybe if heād won a few PL titles he might fancy a bit of sun, but when youāve spent your whole life dreaming of that title I donāt see why a top English player wouldnāt want to join a better English side to get those titles.
Yeah thatās the thing, I think English players value a PL title over the likes of other titles in other European leagues where as players from the continent view a title as a title regardless.
I guess a scudetto would mean more to a player who grew up in italy and plays for Inter milan
Also, he probably wants to master the English language before he has to start learning Spanish.
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Iād rather he went to a club I detest.
If he goes to Man City it means I might want Man U or Chelsea to win the PL title.
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I donāt understand this line of thinking one bit.
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If I was to leave the spuds , I wouldnāt be so long in the face ā¦
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Itās because I donāt really mind Man City so if Kane went to Man U or Chelsea he would be a player I detest at a club I canāt stand.
Thatās why it was ideal when he was at spurs.
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I think itāll be funny if he goes to Chelsea. Some of the Spurs fans I know hate Chelsea more than they hate us - guess us not being competitive has done that. And likewise, Chelsea hate Spurs more than they hate any other team. The Spurs fans would be absolutely fuming.
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Levy would block a move to Chelsea.