Granit Xhaka

Ah you’re all so good at dramatics.

We win with one of our best performances of the season and still people can’t resist “yeah, but Xhaka…”

He was thrown straight in a month earlier than scheduled, of course he’ll be rusty. But his rusty isn’t bad. He was fine. We won. Leave him be.

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Pheebs, get with the program! If Xhaka plays, he’s bad. If Xhaka doesn’t play, he’s still bad.

But he does the same shit when he isn’t “rusty” so I’m not buying the rusty excuse.

The guy is a hack of the highest order who will always make dangerous errors

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You’re all jealous of his hair is my only conclusion

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Lmao have you seen his hairline how can anybody be jealous of that.

Hairline is in recession

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Lol have you just spent time looking for pictures of him and picking the one that most proves your point?

I was only joking you know.

He does have a decent cut. He certainly looks like an actual soccer player.

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It took the sum total of 15 seconds to find a picture of this shitters hairline

Wait until you are my age when that looks like an exceptionally full head of hair!

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You have made your mind up about him though. Can’t see the wood for the trees.

I’m perfectly capable of changing my mind about anything if there’s reason to.

Xhaka continues produce moments of insanity on a regular basis. Outside of our need for a new striker, replacing him is the single biggest need in our squad he is truly that bad.

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This reminds me of when @Cristo said Xhaka always scores own goals and then didn’t reply when I asked him to point out these own goals

Exceptnits not. I watch him every single week, like most do, and can see the stupidity on the pitch and the lack of athleticism and how it costs us.

He’s totally unimportant to us and extremely easy to replace. He’s been the focal point of half a decade of midfield failings.

Imagine going from Santi Cazorla who was press resistant and classy on the ball to this plodder.

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Look I have an agenda to uphold and I can’t be bothered to back it up with facts ok

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Xhaka: “Give me my keys, where are my keys?”

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Congratulations, you are now the CEO of Fox News.

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Welcome to my team Joshua. You can be Xhaka’s chef.

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Oh goody, I bet he makes a shit ton of money. I’m all-in.

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That man has never had a vegan scramble. I’d bet my house on it.

If anyone ever deserved a plate of tofu this guy does :face_vomiting:

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