Granit Xhaka

It’s perfectly edible with hot sauce.

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Don’t give him the sauce then.

Geneva Convention prohibits me from doing cruel things like that.

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Switzerland got a lot to answer for here. Your American you’ll find a way not to comply by the rules.:crazy_face:

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Is that just grass?

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And almond milk

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That’s pretty normal amount of recession for someone who is basically 30. Doesn’t look like it’s changed much from when he was younger.

Like 90% of dudes have similar levels of recession or thinning by this age, if not worse. Plenty would be jealous although most don’t actually know or notice they’ve lost any hair or that it’s thinned out.

Source: I have cut thousands of heads of hair.

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All I’m saying is I wish I had hair like Xhaka. Coming from a bald cunt

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No, It’s the orders given to non meat eating Spitfire pilots in the battle of Britain.

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I’m insulted. It’s grass and flax seed.

Lawyer, Kick Boxer, Hair Cutter

The range man.

Bouncer as well!

Stupid challenge but loving anti arsenal brigade in the media fuming he didn’t get a red :grin:

Hook him now, I feel the only chance we have of dropping points here is him getting a 2nd yellow and us playing with 10 men.

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Touch wood but Xhaka has only been sent off via a straight red and never from two yellow cards.

I agree though, he should be subbed.

That is actually a mental stat if true.

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Think he’s been good today tbh. Good challenge as well.

You mad bastard, with half an hour left

We safe now, yeh he’s been ok. Xhaka Partey pivot gets work done it seems

That touch with the back haha

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