Gabriel Jesus (9)

Did anyone get Lacazette flashbacks when he was running towards the goal?

Honestly forgot how good this guy was.

Different gravy.

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In terms of him being slow as feck?

Nope. Jesus the 10x the player Lacazette is

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https://twitter.com/skysportspl/status/1698388766774182245?s=46&t=eJpgg6uHWRsStnASv-OePg

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Yeah, reminded me a lot of that Prague game with Laca hitting the cross section of the woodwork.

Seeing what he did afterwards you can now tell that he already knew what he was gonna do. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Jesus would pull a dribble there.

Did anyone? :joy:

https://twitter.com/paddyarsenal/status/1698389333508595730?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

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Nope hahaha

He absolutely sent me with the dummy too.

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Was Jesus always this slow?

kind of surpised that Jesus was back from injury this early, it’s cool that he has another 2 weeks of recovery as well before we play next

He isn’t slow, that’s the weird thing. He took a bad touch which was strange for his standards.

At the moment it looked like he was going about it completely the wrong way but he made both Dalot and Onana who had really good games look like amateurs.

Jesus loves doing unnecessary shit like this so we shouldn’t be surprised in hindsight.

I believe in Jesus

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Man’s back with the sauce, Dalot still sliding…

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He looks a bit fat. Good do with some water fasting during the interlul. We need the razor sharp jesus back

Just fuck 2 times a day for 7 days… sure get rid of some weight/fluid

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Will probably be busy playing against Jordan and Syria in the stupid ass international break.

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https://twitter.com/d_c_w/status/1698419702177861974?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

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Every time. :joy:

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Boring