Gabriel Jesus (9)

needs a bit of a shave

Why?

just doesnā€™t suit him, his beard doesnā€™t fully form

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Even though I prefer my Jesuses to have more length, I like the beard on him tbh

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Itā€™s not his final form. Donā€™t worry. Heā€™s in that gravity chamber getting ready for his big comeback.

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at the moment itā€™s just a big sideburn and under chin beard combined

Give him time. Heā€™ll be full Teen Wolf by mid-March.

Needs a full moon.

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Weā€™ve got our X factor back.

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excellent :ramsdale:

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Whatever happens tomorrow, weā€™re escaping the Etihad with 3 points.
Jesus will save us.

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Hopefully this means heā€™s only a couple of weeks away from playing games, we desperately need him back.

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I fucking hope so.

Heā€™s probably the one player who can rejuvenate out entire attack single handedly.

Weā€™ll go up levels again. Need his insane dribbling and chaos factor to move shitty low blocks around.

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Heā€™ll be on the bench tonight

Surely not?

Just a feeling

Has he even been training in full with the main group ?

There is no way he is on the bench tonight.