Lol and plus it’s fake
Yeah, this transfer has a Bernard feel to it. So many sources confirming a medical and he eventually signed for Shaktar.
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I know The Dick Law detective agency spent a week chasing Joel Campbell around Costa Rica but the idea that we’d send a medical team to Brazil is pretty laughable.
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Might be a stupid question but wouldn’t we send our own medical team out there to avoid any dodgy doctors who could get paid off to oversee any health issues to ensure the transfer went through?
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It’d sounds unusual but a charter flight to Brazil wouldn’t be a big cost in a £45m deal. Gremio have fixtures they probably want him playing in until the deal goes through
I would have just assumed the medical would happen in London rather than sending a bunch of fuckers to Brazil
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Also it looks like he’s moving soon, whether it’s us or to someone else;
‘Right now I have an offer on the plate, but I can’t say the name of the club in question,’ Everton said. ‘Just as I cannot promise that I will be here again on Thursday to play against Bahia. We’ll see.’ Gremio’s next match is indeed against Bahia in the Copa do Brasil this week, and with Everton refusing to confirm his place in that match suggests he expects an imminent deal.
Surely this means it has to be a premier league club hes going to.
Ok now I don’t care anymore, get him and his shit haircut over to colney asap Edu 
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Would love love love some Brazilian samba flair at the club
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Signing for Leicester/Wolves imminently
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Did he learn how to get a haircut by Chamakh?
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Since Ramsey and Giroud left, Arsenal’s hair game has gone to shit anyway, so might as well have him on board
xhaka has decent hair
Bald players are better anyway. More aerodynamical.
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about all that is decent about him 
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looks like ronaldo, shame he doesn’t play him like as well
I get the feeling that it is another English club in for him, not us. We have a few other options to fully bottom out (Zaha and Malcom in particular) before we get to Everton
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Oh, come on. If Everton doesn’t sign for Arsenal then surely he has to sign for Everton, right?
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Leno has a good hair game too.
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