Erling Haaland

Extremely lethal finisher, will break many records, but I will never pay money to watch him play. He’s just a goal scorer, not a footballer, if that makes sense.

Comparing him with the likes of Henry, Ronaldo, Suarez etc. is insulting them. He doesn’t get close to lacing their boots. And almost all pundits will agree.

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The best comparison I can think of is Van Nistelrooy.

He was shown how it’s done by Calafiorissimo.

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https://x.com/gunnersc0m/status/1838161181606838745?s=46

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What an absolute bellend

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They know their corrupt organisation is going to be punished this season.

And their players are lashing out because they can’t beat us anymore.

It gives me immense satisfaction to see Haaland so rattled. Telling Arteta to be humble and then calling Jesus a fucking clown. Jesus has double the number of PLs that you do, show some respect to a guy who served your club well. And trying to wind up the opposition manager, a guy who is massively respected by your own manager.

Bad, bad losers. Him and Bernardo Silva are the biggest fucking cry babies. Suck it, twats

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There’s not many people I genuinely hate. Haaland is one of them.

It should be embarrassing to them that they couldn’t break down 10 men team for 45mins and had to settle & be grateful for a draw.

What a prick.
Benny Blanco giving him the death stare bout to fight him :white:

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I don’t hate on Footballers. I dislike them frequently but even cheaters are simply trying their hardest for themselves and their team which can include the dark arts.

I save “hatred” for genuinely odious and dangerous cunts like Trump.

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I don’t recall the last time I’ve seen a top player this rattled since that fat bastard Rooney.
The guy got so angry he was actively trying to smash into anyone wearing red like he was a bull.

At least Rooney gets the benefit of playing in a different generation where kicking was more common and often went unpunished.

What excuse does this cunt have for behaving like this?

Btw, I give him a lot of stick but if Xhaka was close when that happened then a fight would’ve broken out for sure.

Props to Jesus for confronting the prick. White was ready to get involved in had it not been for Arteta keeping him back. :rofl:

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Did he even get booked?

https://x.com/Gunnersc0m/status/1838185952071590176

Nope.

Apparently he is from noble Man City who only want to play football and aren’t looking for fights or anything!!!

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No, but it was the second time he charged at one of our players just to smash them.
Did it to Saliba in the first half as well. Dude thinks it’s the NFL.

Wrighty has called Haaland out for being a coward. Specifically for throwing the ball at Gabriel’s head when his back was turned.

Good on him.

Haaland acted like as much of a thug as anything we supposedly did, so they can’t be moaning about dark arts and all that rubbish.

Especially as they are the fucking kings of the tactical foul, and breaking up counter attacks. Hypocritical cunts.

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This dude has embraced the dark side lool

I like it ngl. We need proper nasty twats in the game

Honestly they have no leg to stand on.

There’s a genocide in Sudan because his employers want their gold for their shit lavish lifestyles and economy.

They are paid blood money every week. And they are cheats. So any moralising from that club should be laughed out the room.

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even sterling giving haaland the side eye at the end. This team is gonna gun for them at home, dare i say it i reckon we will destroy them. Just have given those hungry players major ammo and Arteta i guarantee you will not be disrespected by those clowns…he will have instructions to dissect and destroy.

This shows how tribal football is considering Havertz did the same with Rodri and both set of fans wonder why yellow card was not shown.