Erling Haaland

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You don’t need to remind me of Reyes’ quality, if that was the intention.

I’m just surprised he’s THAT high on the list, third behind only KDB and Palmer regarding assists per 90, if I’m reading the graphics correctly.

No doubt he’s one of the biggest Arsenal’s “what if-s” ever.
Going back to him, I’m literally always a bit confused with the fact he was only 22 when he left us. Left quite a mark on us by that time, and was quite a polished player already. Didn’t need too much to improve to reach a really really high level (world class).
RIP

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Such a mouthy cunt. Players from all teams need to start putting one in on him every game.

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Wouldn’t be against it, seemed like he threw the ball at Gabriel’s head after the equalizer.

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I’m not usually a one to comment on looks because I’m no model, but this guy is such an ugly cunt. Imagine waking up with sleep paralysis and seeing Haaland looming over you

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Gabriel and Saliba are Haalands nemesis’ no wonder he gets wound up when playing them !?

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I hate going there cause it’s quite low, but if there’s any player I wouldn’t have a shred of sympathy for if their ankle snapped and they could never play the game they love again, it would be this ugly fucking cunt.

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:arteta: fuck sake.

He’s a cheeky fucker for throwing the ball at Big Gabi’s head at the end.

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Like father like son hopefully, has Roy Keane got a son good enough to play football?

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Yeah he’s definitely up there. I actually think he’ll probably have a shorter career at the top level. He’s such a big guy that I can see his body breaking down.

Plus, none of his achievements mean anything. His club career with City is one huge asterisk and he’ll never win anything with Norway. He can go guard a bridge somewhere in a Norwegian swamp like he was meant to do.

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Dude is a grade a wanker. Elite goal scorer, already one of the best, but will never rank him over the likes of Henry or Ronaldo.

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Acting the big man.

Will be one of the first out of there if City get anywhere near the punishment they deserve.

Piss off

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Doesn’t come close to footballing ability to either of them.

5 completed passes in 90 mins against 10 men.

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Yeah i wonder how much of the ‘of course he would play there because of his dad’ would be a thing as soon as it affects his pocket or image.

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He’s never in the same league as any of the greats. He has zero influence on any game without the service.

Henry, Suarez, Messi, Ronaldo etc are miles ahead.

Haaland is an elite finisher who abuses his unicorn athleticism. But technically and mentally he isn’t the same monster.

Can’t wait for this white shrek cunt to fuck off once City get shredded in the hearing.

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He was a proper dickhead but no one can downplay how much of incredible footballer he is, style is lovely but end of the day production is the name of the game in that position.

He will go down as one of the greatest if not greatest pure goalscorer of all time

100 goals in 100 appearances? More goals than games? That’s not even remotely normal it’s otherworldly

Also the fact that he can do that whilst taking the limited amount of touches he does shows how special he is.

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Messi, Suarez, Ronaldo, Henry would have scored against 10 men though.

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Great goalscorer, but can’t ever put his name alongside players like Henry, Messi, Bergkamp, Suarez, who made people fall in love with the game.

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Haaland’s game, as effective as it is, has all the charm of AI generated artwork.

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His goal was very good tbf, from the movement to the calm finish with the outside of his foot.

I do think think he’s leaving a lot on the table by not trying his luck from distance more(if at all really, struggle to remember him eve shooting from distance).
He’s got a venomous shot in him. There were plenty of openings for him to try that. Almost all of their players had a crack from distance in that second half.

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Extend that sentiment to MCFC as a whole.

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