Eberechi Eze (10)

Who the fuck is this guy

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No idea, but Tottenham fumes

4:40 :syringe:

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Tobs is jokes :joy:

They have to hold dat

LMAO

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Lol tf does that have to do with anything. Morons :arteta:

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No, it’s not real.

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wonder if this sudden move is something to do with Coca cola deal, that has to be a very big partnership. There was talk that we were fine moneywise for the EPL but were getting close to being slapped by the CL rules or something. Maybe the club know that with this new money and outgoings we will be fine and got in quickly before he signed with the bms down the road.

You’re not the only one to pose this narrative tonight.

Seems like the plan was always to return at the end of the window and that they are awaiting the results of Havertz’s scans before deciding whether to get a cheap back-up striking option in.

We wouldn’t pay £60m just to cover an injured player for 3-4 months.

I was baffled as to why Berta would spend 3 hours on a call to Eze and his agent a couple of weeks ago, just to say that we’re not interested. It didn’t make sense and that little voice in my head kept saying “stay calm, the 3rd attacker was going to be an end of window thing”.

The Trossard contract increase threw me and many off us off the trail though, maybe Spurs too.

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Jamie OHara losing it and Cundy winding him up is glorious :joy: he f bombed and got sound dumped :joy::joy:

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Why can’t all these freaks go away.

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Judge these freaks when the window closes, not a minute before.

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You doth protest too much me thinks
I reckon you’re behind one of these accounts :grinning:

We have to get Sol involved in the announcement video

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Omg unbelievable.

I was driving on a long journey, seen Havertz news during break.

then put baby to bed once home and see we have Eze?!

Unbelievable!!!

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Maybe we could take inspiration from Not The 9 O’clock News and compile a list of all the players that have rejected Spurs!

You would love it if that were true wouldn’t you?

Images that precede unfortunate events

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Certainly if the Havertz injury is “minor” and he is back before too long. Will be interesting to see how the tactics change with Eze and Gyok up front now. I’d expect more aggressive passes to allow Gyok to run into those channels.

Gotta think this helps Ode as well to not just be the creative focal point.

Godspeed to Kai and kudos to Berta and company acting quickly.

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Fate that this picture existed before this window.

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