Arsenal Twitter is convinced we’re signing him.
Buendia 2.0 vibes
Newcastle to steal him? 
Dortmund have shifted to signing some “older” guys. Brandt was derided as a bit of a bust by some but I think he’s been a good signing. Haaland wasn’t some 16y old either.
Don’t get me wrong, they have a bunch of middle schooler running around in their B team but they’ve shown you can do both.
And we all know that if you’re good enough you’re old enough. I think Vlahović is in that tier of players who is good enough. Is he worth €70m? Nobody is actually worth that money but I’d take two years of him slapping the goals in before and accepting a transfer to Real or whatever over a five year deal for DCL (which is what we’re ending up with).
How many of Dusan’s goals cane from penalties this season?
What is your Twitter handle?
Ok
Lazy
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Correct.
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Korrekt
Yep it has no ambition in it.
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Yellow is my favourite colour.
I mean, I probably wouodn’t say no.
Is that an arm or a leg?
a cock
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Why is it a different color to the rest of his body like that? Maybe he should see a doctor?
Is this the same guy that tried to tell us Partey was a bad move?
That was Knutson wasn’t it?
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Fuck them nerds, lad is 21 years old, built like Captain America and scoring at an unnatural rate at f’n Fiorentina.
What else do they want?
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