Was hoping Declan would join us on pre-season tour but looking more and more unlikely.
Michael Arteta: “Oi Joseph, can you do me a favour mate? You know that lad I’m trying to sign to beat you to the title next season? Can you put a cheeky bid in for him if you don’t mind?”
Joseph Guardiola: “Done mate, let me know if you want me to bid more.”
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While it would test our collective nerves, it would be fucking hilarious if West Ham’s demands mean that no more interest is shown in Rice for a few weeks.
Talksport took the clip of Eni Aluko embarrassing herself down.
Fucking hell, how are these people actually employed?
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Rich and/or influential parents usually.
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Can’t see this link… has the tweet been deleted?
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Eni Aluko is one of the worst pundits I’ve ever heard. She has so many bad takes, it’s ridiculous.
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Hmm, what if she’s correct here though? I don’t think Arteta called Pep per se, but if she’s saying she’s done it before as a sporting director and it worked — and it doesn’t break the rules…
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I haven’t listened to the clip but in what world does it help Arsenal to get a rival club to bid on a player? What the fuck logic is this
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There is no world where logic and Eni Aluko ever coexist
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Pound for pound one of the dumbest people to have a platform to talk about sports. Up there with Skip Bayless and Colin Cowherd.
She says at the end, “I used to do it all the time, and it used to work.”
When would she have done something like that?
That looks like Rice in the reflection!
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Just catching up on this thread. Eni Aluko has to be the worst pundit I’ve ever seen. Yet you can’t say anything to her because she then plays the gender card. 
of a pundit
Was that posted by Edu’s missus or just a funny photoshop that’s doing the rounds.
I love the idea of Declan turning up for a dinner party in his England warm-up kit.
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Edus tattoos represent the average twitter following Arsenal fans heartbeat during the transfer window.
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It is Rice. 
Nice edit tbf.
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