Declan Rice (41)

That is huge gamble, man.

Michael Jordan could just fuck off if talk about gambling :rofl::rofl::rofl:

No gamble there mate.

If we were talking about guys like Le Tissier, Cantona, Bergkamp, Rivaldo, Totti, Djalminha etc I’d maybe have some doubts…
But a known goalscorer like Mudrick going for a lob from this angle on his weak foot. Yeah… No.

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You only have to watch the replay to know it’s all bullshit.

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The MOTD highlights were funny - Lineker instantly mocked the idea that Mudryk meant it.

Complete fluke / freak of a goal.

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It’s even worse. Mudryk said he meant it as half a shot, half a cross.

If you’re going to lie, just go all out. This is like saying “I tried to do something stupid no good player would ever attempt and it worked!”

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I don’t think Mudryk knows the meaning of the word “intentional”. It’s okay though, let him believe he meant it cause that’ll just make him buy into his own hype, whatever little of it is left.

As for Rice’s goal, the more you see it, the more you realize what an excellent finish that was. I don’t think he meant to get it that close to the far post, but everything else, he meant.

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Rice’s shot would have forced the keeper into a world class save had he been in position, that’s how good the first time strike was.

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He’s actually gaining us points which makes a change from Xhaka, who’d often do the opposite. :grinning:

Along with Ozil, Sanchez and Aubameyang, the signing of Rice is arguably the best transfer we’ve made since we moved to the Emirates.

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Declan Nice.

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What kind of possessed animal are you my guy? Top performance!

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Vital player for us, he was everywhere, and his ball progression was outstanding.

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Future captain, easily.

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When he ran through the midfield knocking cunts away left right and center!

What a guy :heart_eyes:

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But… why?

Masterclass again. He’s an absolute monster.

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insane engine. Never stops. Massive presence at all times on the field. You always know what you get from him.

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Not only is he athletic for a big guy, he knows exactly what to do in possession. Rarely panics and knows where to be to clean up and distribute. Funny thing is this isn’t even his final form.

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His best performance so far. Unreal engine on him. That burst of run through the middle took me back to Wilshere days.

They need to update those anatomy of a football player memes and just have everything labeled after this guy.

…or at least pin a big dick on it and call it Declan!

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He’s Declan fucking Rice. How do we have this player.

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