This is now just another textbook made up transfer saga, could insert any number and player name in here 
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Worst place on earth.
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This take over talk is all well and good but OA is letting itself down here with the lack of puns in a rumour mill thread.
To that end I think it would be very Ekciting were this to proceed.
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Ekscuse me youāre bang out of order
I donāt want to hear any Ekscues for this not happening
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He looks a bit like ShrEk.
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Ekcellent pun there
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PR Machine is rolling baby.
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Piers Morgan
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As long as he keeps Arteta and doesnāt go all Football Manager on this club then Iām happy.
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Imagine if Ek has a burner account on Twitter, DraxxxlerSZN.
He probably lurks here as well.
Arteta is certainly breaking all the clubās recordsā¦ for the wrong reason !
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Technically that would be him though, no?
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I mean technically yes. Have a feeling someone from the supporters trust would be on the board
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Hope itās one of those lovely supporters who attended the meeting with Josh K. That went well 
Edit: had to write āJosh Kā. Thereās too many Joshes!
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Joshās unite! @Joshua
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*TEknically.
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How long are these puns gonna go on for :bellcry:
Piers Morgan and @BigWeng_4LYFE on the board !
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