Dani Ceballos

[sevchenko]

Thats the midfield sorted

Offensively yes

defensively still not good enough

[Great-White-Gooner]

You already know that he’s going to play like a god for us and then next summer we’ll have to address the issue all over again when he goes back.

Still a useful signing for this season

[Leper]

Like for cracking use of parenthesis.

This little fascist is a great fucking coup. Whether we get to keep him or not next summer we could hardly have dreamed of having at least for this upcoming season a replacement for Ramsey as good as Ceballos fall into our laps.

Now just waiting for the moral superiority brigade to say why they can’t support him in an Arsenal shirt. Ah, nvm, since his crimes occurred in Spanish, and not in England, and are mostly racist/fascist towards other sections of Spain, no one gives a fuck. Poor Luisito, if he only realised he could say whatever the fuck he wants without moral indignation, just make sure it took place in some second world country (praising Mousselini/encouraging him to rise from the grave and exterminate the left or saying bad shit about gays would’ve been cool, and wouldn’t’ve have come with any punishment, just make sure it was in Italian, in Italy, for example, #SarriKnos) that none of the social justice brigade gives a fuck about (nor most importantly know a fuck about, with apologies to the occasional magical wizard exception out there). But whatever you do, Luisito, don’t use the word that happens to be a false friend with an English semi-slur!!!

@Leper where art thou when we need you? To express the moral condemnation for this vile sort who seems destined to don an Arsenal shirt??

Haha what the fuck are you talking about?

I don’t know anything about this twat we’ve signed

[Trion]

There is nothing to brag about my life but thank goodness I don’t need to get a life like this Arsenic dude needs to.

Luca of transfer rumours

[Midfield_Maestro]

Straight in with the no.8

Looks like he’s here to stay lads

[LordBendtner]

Its multiple guys running the account.

[LordBendtner]

Hopefully :giroud3: we need give make him feel right at home.

[Trion]

Really?

[Pires]

I say give him the fu%&/& captain armband…
a baby golder retriever would be very nice too…

[Electrifying]

How come my Saliba thread is deleted but this gets to stay?!

Racism imo

[Bl1nk]

There’s twice as many posts in that one

[Electrifying]

out of context arsenal (outofcontextars)

[Pires]

Spicy!

[JakeyBoy]

Hopefully we did our due diligence and checked his hard drive before announcing.

[LordBendtner]

We have to embrace the bastard now. Going to be weird. we were used to see bland cunts like Elneny and Ramsey fucking around.

[Flexo]

Kids eh?

Dani Ceballos: “With Franco this would have never happened”

“@piqué @cesc you are shameless to show your faces with the catalan flag, get out of the country catalans!”

“Disgusting bunch the catalans, go all die already”

“I would definitely fuck that (Sara) Carbonero; fuck Iker, he probably has a dick smaller than a coin that son of a bitch”

“In my neighborhood there was no need to score 3 goals to take the ball, you just needed to be a gispy”

“Why do 14 year old girls suddenly all have such big brest ? Is it from all the breath holding while sucking (dicks)” (this one is probably the most disturbing lol)

La Sauce
http://www.barcaforum.com/showthread.php/13211-Dani-Ceballos/page3

[wilshambition]

He’s on some wild stuff

[Pires]

Let’s add some more…

He’s just a lovely lad, isn’t he?

[LordBendtner]

He is amazing :giroud3: just what we need on and off the field !

[Calum]

Yes!!

#MakeArsenalBastardsAgain