our football side ain’t giving us any joy so I highly doubt our cricket side will 
What was your old username?
Nah I’m new. I know Aussie Gooner from other forums
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England win the toss and elect to bat.
Carn straya
I told you we’d be shit Aussie
Started how we mean to go on!
Burns that’s such a poor shot.
I told you we couldn’t bat. Shocker from Burns wandering all over the place
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Root at the crease now this will be hugely defining.
Needs a miracle from him to save the batting line up. Think you could easily have us all out for 100 or less.
It’s looking so bad I’m going to go to the land of Z soon and get some sleep.
Root duck
… it’s done
Unfortunately not a surprise
Going to be a very one sided series
You’ll be inviting Afghanistan for the next Ashes series so u can get a stronger game
Enjoy watching the Pom roast Aussie
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Only early mate. Can’t say I’m not enjoying it though, nice finish take my mind of Arsenal.
Hameed lone soldier go on son
CIDER
Right, just finished a late night drive and seen the 5th go down in the car park. Bat first what a belter of a decision. Buttler’s in now it’s time to go full T20. Just go HAM.
The top 5 fuckin flopped man.
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Buttler has come out looking good and very aggressive, very positive cricket.
Batting really isn’t good enough, easy to say it now but should have bowled. Start the series to our strengths
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Awful innings. We can talk about how hard it is in Australia but would Australia ever give away that many soft dismissals? No chance. Bitched out on day 1.