These cunts just spunked £60m on a player with 5 non penalty goals in the league last season lol
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Five non penalty goals the season before too.
-Moved to Brighton for £30m in summer 2023
-Two straight mediocre seasons
-Sold to Chelsea for £60m in summer 2025
Chelsea has made Tony Bloom so much money lol.
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Brighton splashing 30m on him, and then Chelsea splashing 60m after 2 mediocre seasons.
Joao Pedro must be thinking he’s one of the greatest strikers around lol
I’ll take Morgan Rogers for a handful of pocket lint, thank you very much.
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Chelsea have spent 179m euro this window and only gained 22m euro from sales. So does that mean they can’t register any of their new signings for European competitions unless they generate another 160m in sales?
I haven’t read it so I’m happy to be quickly corrected. What’s the point of a fine without a ban?
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If the only deterrent to breaking sports laws is a financial fine, then I think Arsenal should join them and break it every time. What’s the point if it won’t lead to suspension or expulsion?? Pay to win, here we go?
theres a point for the associations. so think of it as a bribe instead.
So which Chelsea player are we signing/would you like us to sign next summer?!
Cole Palmer, if Ode has another dodgy season
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Palmer, another Chelsea reject.
First City, then Chelsea, a double reject
A little surprised we weren’t in for him 2 seasons ago tbh. Was only £40m at the time, now probs a £75m player in today’s market.
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We’ll get Nikolas Jackson. Delusional fans will celebrate it and talk up his intended forward bound attempts at secondary goal conversions.
Stop it!
Or, none of that will happen.
They’ve been some of the top earners here, yet hardly any have deserved it.
Looking at that list of players would put most managers off dealing with Chelsea again but not us, we just go out and buy a couple more in this window. 
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There is no way I’m having Benayoun at #3.