Like that little shit that worked at Flingers in Office Space
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They have no choice right now.
Their entire backline is missing and the attack just lost Lukaku.
They will certainly not do what Roman would do for instance - when he brought Essien in a stacked midfield.
Lets wait and watch
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What dickhead gets Pulisic on his shirt(twice). 
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Loool
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Serves him right
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Chelsea are having a good window but most new owners want to make a statement, especially when itâs a successful club, although there is no way the spending of Abramovich will be repeated.
Their main goal scorers last season, Lukaku and Werner, couldnât score goals and they also lost several defensive first team players so they were always going to make a few big signings.
Saying that, the players theyâve bought are top quality so itâs likely theyâll be top four again.
Penhousery from Jorginho. Incredible
Much as I still like it, maybe âfuckedâ ought to be deleted from the thread title. No? Okay, but things have changed a bit over the last while.
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Weâve jinxed the fucked
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Hard to really convey how big he is to USA national team fans. He broke through during 2018 WC qualifying when the team was really bad and almost carried a horribly mismanaged team to the WC through the Hex. He was also a marketing executiveâs dream. Young, good looking, clean cut, white, nice family. Soccer is still very much a rich personâs sport in the USA so the Federation was all about him.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CgBfXNTIfE3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Oh LukakuâŚ
Keep spreading the anti-Chelsea propaganda though⌠
He really doesnât like them. 
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Thanks, mods, for taking my suggestion of a few days ago. Pains me, though, to realise how the chavs have pulled themselves around so quickly from fucked to un-fucked. Cunts.
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Canât find the article referred in the video but this is what will change with Chelsea
The massive financial incentives players received at Chelsea is going away, the advantage Chelsea had over other clubs will slowly wither away and they have to rely on smart management like the rest of us.
Donât let the transfer spend fool you, their glory days are over.
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That rebuilt backline looks good on paper but their midfield is still old as shit.
I donât rate Mount at all, Pulisic isnât great and canât stay healthy, Werner is shit, Sterling is an excellent buy right now but I do have questions about the miles on the legs.
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I understand. I still feel the same way about Zaha (@Stroller can verify). The pain never really leaves you but youâll learn to live with it.
I miss the Kurt angle gif
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Hopefully Eddie Howe wonât make a fool of me the upcoming seasonâŚ
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