Arsenal v Chelsea (PL)

5 years ago, same fixture around this time of year. We spanked them. How times have changed :pensive:

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Ten mins before kick off, just got Sky Sports up on the Xbox, figured it’s time to grab a beer - and then come back and place twenty quid on Chelsea to win by two goals or more. Go to the kitchen, grab a nice cold one, walk past the stairs down to my front door and hear a scratching noise.

I go down the stairs (upstairs flat) to my front door, and hear that it’s someone fucking with the lock on the other side. Asked who was there, and the police answered. Reluctantly open the door, tell me they’re here to search the property in connection with a crime. I asked for more information and they wouldn’t give it to me, said they didn’t have to. Asked for a warrant, said they didn’t need some and started quoting legislation. Let them in so they could see if the person was in the property, then had to stand with them in the hallway til they spoke to the right colleagues to confirm that the info was all wrong.

By the time they actually left I walked back in to see Chelsea were already two up and then I realised that that whole interaction had cost me fucking money cos I didn’t get to place my bet.

Fuck the police.

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Just got home from Holiday… this maybe I shouldn’t try to find a stream…

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Ultimately by the time we get our best 11 available the season is already over. If you are going to have a top 4 challenge you can’t be losing your first 3 games of the season.

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Problem is there is again no chemistry in the team. Its all if anyone can produce something.

Ozil died for this. Dammm.

People are going to try and excuse tierney being positionally retarded now. Cool. Great.

We outnumber their midfield, its the midfielders job to help mark the number 10s like Mount. Tierney should be able to deal with reece bloody James.

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CM Punk was just at the emirates

I think this is honestly the most damming indictment on Arteta, even more than the results. He’s been here now for 18 months or so right? I still don’t know what the fuck I’m watching it’s a big ball of nothingness.

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You need a better manager, than the feckin idiot in charge, that we unfortunately have got!

Let’s face it. Men and boys.

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This is why I wanted to make the Europa Conference even if it is shite, it’ll be late August and our league season is practically over with 3 defeats.

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No identity or sense of self, it’s just vibes from a con man

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one team with true dicks and one team with chopsticks

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Yeah that may well be the case.

But out of curiosity how many Arsenal players today make Chelsea’s side ? Tierney maybe the only 1 ?

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Yep. Reduced to hoping for a cup run and the season isn’t a month old.

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If this game ends anything less than 4-0 we’ll be lucky! Lukaku just bullying the fuck out us.

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Tierney won’t even make Chelsea’s side on this performance.

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Yeah I was just thinking in general you’d have him over Alonso ?

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Alonso is far better than Tierney