As a kid I saw this late night watching some weird ass Woody Allen film, thought it was totally fictional until you posted that 
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Could be a whole new avenue of enjoyment. Sometimes those risks are worth it.
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A great lads movie, sadly the black lass in it passed away a few years ago. Definitely would of done though.
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Haha, youāve either done it or very interested in doing it LMAO I kind of like the thought of a better orgasm but not sure Iām adventurous enough LOL Too scared
Iām sort of jealous of the multiple orgasms women get but I suppose I donāt have to give birth to a baby on the plus side
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If you could all just go away and finger your arseholes in private to figure out if you like it and not talk about it in the Arsenal Transfer Thread Iād be super grateful.
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Prude.
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An actual post in the Arsenal transfer rumours thread 2021.
Looks like a 6 yard box merchant to me, not sure thatās what we want. Who watches the Championship? @pheobica
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We should just get Edouard, at the price thatās being touted around it would be a steal.
Guy is tall, physical, technically very good, a good finisher, good in the air and has a decent amount of pace about him. Would be the upgraded on Giroud we was initially hoping for with Laca.
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Ah yeah he definitely has a reputation as a tap in merchant and, if you ask QPR fans, āa diving prickā 
Itās a tough one. He was in League 1 last season and has made the jump to the Championship seamlessly, so I certainly wouldnāt rule out a PL future for him. A lot of Brentford fans rate him higher than Watkins.
He seems decent to me and from what Iāve seen, he is an upgrade on Nketiah. But Ā£30m is quite steep.
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I think most positions or opinions exist on a spectrum, Iād say that mine - which is wanting to have a transfer thread free from talk of anal orgasms - sits quite comfortably towards the middle of a spectrum that has ābeing a prudeā at one extreme 
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I guess Haters just gonna hate bro.
Canāt knock it until youāve tried it
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If Chelsea are after him weāve got no chance haha. Heās basically tailor made for the 3 at the back Tuchel seems to be playing with.
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We really should go all in though, he is someone who is not only on a level with Tierney but possibly better. You and @Gio probably watch him more than all of us so you guys would know better. But Hakimi seems like he would be the perfect modern wing back for us.
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Chelsea will want to spend more money on a striker. They canāt help themselves.
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Another Chelsea manager who will probably go on to find success through their aggressive transfer policy.
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Hakimi when you already have Reece James and a striker when Tammy Abraham is right there. Why?
Guessing theyāre making an effort to go in a completely opposite direction now, after the Lampard experiment.