Can’t wait until he’s gone in summer, this blokes the reason we’ve been watching poverty Auba for so long.
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I call out ‘Lacazette, Mustafi, Kola, Xhaka’ out like Arya stark called out all those who had wronged her.
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It’s funny how on MOTD they call out Lacazette for screaming when he went down but choose to ignore Kane and his pathetic backing into players which is, not only cheating but cowardly, with a good chance of getting the opposition player injured.
Kane has been cheating and diving for seasons but Lineker would rather focus on our players.
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Arsenal
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They always highlight mid table team on stuff like this and diving.
Press don’t get on the wrong side of big teams. Have to keep them sweet for access to players, managers.
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This would be a case where I wouldn’t mind it if the player forces a move.
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He’s never really looked capable of being a “protagonist” for Europa Leage level Arsenal, so it seems a bit far fetched for him to apparently think that he could be one for Atleti, June or Barca haha.
Also, when did “protagonist” enter the footballing lexicon? What a load of wank lol
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These man live in some bubble with a bunch of freeloaders who make them think they on a next level. Guy probably thinks he can go to Juve and be on a level with Ronaldo 
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I think I’ve been guilty of using it a few times haha. I mainly got it from when I read Italian football articles and coaches would use the word protagonist a lot.
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Shift this guy ASAP and give his minutes to Martinelli.
Martinelli was scoring every type of goal for a while there under Emery, I say let him have his chance.
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He’s not even 30 yet if he moved to Italy he’d be one of the youngest players in the entire league, he scores 12 goals here so that translates to about 43 league goals there. He would be a star
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That sounds like the title of an amazing EDM album.
@BizzySignal he probably could do a job in Italy for the next year or 18 months. He looks exhausted basically all the time. Imagine him spending 45 minutes getting whacked by a bunch of clogger Italian CBs. They’ll have to carry him off the pitch at halftime like that scene in Spiderman 2 when they pass his unconscious body through the train.
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This scrub would struggle in Italy. He doesn’t have the movement to trouble defenders he’s completely static and doesn’t fashion chances for himself.
This lump would struggle to get 20 goals in France, he’s never going to be a prolific goalscorers no matter where he goes.
CR7 only has 16 non penalty goals in that awful Juventus team so I can’t see Laca getting many more tbh.
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That reminded me of this gif which has brought me joy.
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Serie A fanboys going to be mad my dude
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He was almost an Atletico player though… He would have been if not for that transfer ban.
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Sliding doors moment!
Lacazette goes to Madrid, ends up keeping his starting place for France and wins the World Cup.
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