You know what really grinds my gears?

I went out with a girl who said I must be rich because I have kitchen towels.
She hadn’t noticed they were Tesco Value ones that actually left surfaces wetter.

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I am looking for OA niceties rather than a graph to show how effective absorbency correlates with an increase in price.

Not a problem, always happy to provide bafflingly vague data.

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This data matches the frequency of my eldest son running out into the road, resulting in a near death experience and causing me to have PTSD as a result.

It’s time to build a moat around your front garden and place the “down” button too high for your son to reach. I’m pretty sure no planning permission is needed for moats.

I asked my local council and they asked me to stop wasting their time. So don’t waste their time asking for permission, whatever you do.

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