This out of office message I received:
“Thanks for reaching out. I’m currently away from my desk, refuelling my happiness tank to come back to work recharged and ready to continue making a positive difference for animals and people”
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Wanking it out basically.
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What a drip.
Animals before people…
…cunt.
Typing my six digit passcode on iPhone (I don’t use face recognition for Mr. Robot reasons) only to realise only one of the numbers has been registered.
I hate this person and I’ve never even met them
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To be fair, we do work for an animal charity 
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I’ve always been intrigued to know: Do animal lovers love cockroaches?
My phone will randomly turn my Bluetooth headphones down to a “safe” level. I cannot work out how to stop it doing this. Nothing ruins the mood in the gym more than mid - Master of Puppets with the heart rate right up, the music suddenly going near inaudible.
Anyone else encountered this or have a solution?
I had this when I was connecting my AirPods to my apple watch and had to turn off something on the watch app on my phone
I don’t think you can avoid it. It’s there to protect your ears from excessive volume as no doubt they fear lawsuits from those idiots who fuck their hearing by the age of 15. Similar to seeing ‘contents my be hot’ on a coffee cup.
Try this, Is there a setting somewhere that you have a ‘region setting’ if you can find that set it to North America. Doesn’t change much at all in the equipment but the americas dont seem to have this stupid limiting volume setting it seems to be a UK & EU thing.
The government doesn’t want me listening to loud music? And their solution is for the phone to lower the volume resulting in me turning it immediately back up?
dumb i know, but i had it with my MP3 player i changed to NA and never had it again and all the setting are exactly the same seems to be a setting in software that isn’t seen which it doesnt seem to have down in that region.
When the fuck did we in this country lose the ability to make a baked fucking spud?
Instead, resorted to making monotonous middle aged cunts with pink mohawks viral, with long fucking ques for a pissing spud with cheese and beans on the top. A baked, fucking spud!! 
Rewriting football history.
Literally just watching some random show about PL legends, it’a about Makelele, and some french “journalist” (looks quite familiar, but don’t know the name) is describing how Makelele specialised that role from a very early age and was learned just to sit in front or the defence and wipe everything like a windsreen wiper.
That couldn’t be more far from the truth. As far as I know he was a much more attacking minded player earler in his career. A normal box to box.
If I’m not mistaken I remember waching Makelele saying how he learned a lot from Mazinho, an experienced Brazilian CDM, on how to play that defensive role while he was at Celta.
It even says here he was a winger at Nantes.
Even at Madrid, I remeber him going forward quote often and he was very good actually. He even often play next to a more defenseive minded player next to him there (Flavio Conceicao, or Helguera).
He only really took that dominantly sitting (“Makelele role”) role at the base of the midfield at Chelsea, where his reputation properly blew up and peaked.
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The fact that my seven year old son gets mistaken for a girl just because he has long hair.
Why can it not be that they think he’s a young Robert Plant?
“Does your boy also sing?”
“What was John Bonham like?”
“Does he support wolves, or did you keep him Arsenal?”
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A standard tub of Lurpak costing me five fucking quid.
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That’s a lot of money for a last tango in Paris.
And by purchasing Lurpak do you realise that you are indirectly funding the use of methane-reducing feed in cows which prevents the expulsion of gas from the digestive system…