Never heard that before, but in my head that sounds like something a Yorkshireman would say 
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Some high levels of pedantry in here. I feel at home 
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You know whats worse, when you ask where they got it and they say ‘‘the internet’’ instead of specifically the retailer.
Thanks for narrowing it down to 400 million active websites.
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Nah, if I’m that interested about from which site they bought whatever, then it’s only one further question. But for 99.9% of the time, I really don’t give a fuck one way or the other.
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Or Amazon 
Fucking wankers who ride excessively loud motorbikes and needlessly rev them in residential areas.
Just get the word “cunt” tattooed on your forehead, it gives all of us exactly the same information about the kind of person you are but much more quietly.
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Having a child makes you hate them even more. That and people who beep their horn to tell their mates they are outside like mobile phones havent been invented.
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Reading this initially, I thought you were saying that you hate children even more now that you have one 
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I added the quote to fix the confusion as it did genuinely just look like I typed on the Internet that I hate my son hahaha
It’s funny because this is definitely how one of my best mates feels after having a baby in November.
It’s been very refreshing to hear his honest opinion about how shit having kids is (at least those first 9-12 months).
Are you suggesting people saying the opposite are not giving an honest opinion?
My son couldn’t sleep laying down for the first few months so we took it in turns to carry him whilst he sleeps. Barely got any sleep etc it was tough, but still some of the best moments of my life.
I’ve always wanted to be a dad maybe that’s the difference.
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Toblerone for father’s Day. Why it’s a nothing chocolate. Always hurt the roof of your mouth as well.
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Ungrateful cow
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Just Father’s Day in general really. I have to send my dad a card because my mum will throw a tantrum if I don’t, despite him clearly not giving a shit.
Oh and now we have a kid we also have to send a fucking “Grandad” card too apparently.
We got him this one which really just sums this up
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It’s the retort that counts.
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It’s a load of shit innit, I don’t think my dad gives many fucks, but my sister will blatantly send him one and show me up so thought I had better.
I saw one online that basically said “I don’t care what mum says, I think you’re a good parent”, but I bottled it cos they broke up about twenty years ago and I know my mum has had some spicy takes on his parenting down the years 
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Delivery companies.
You’d think they wouldn’t use the we tried and you weren’t in excuse during a lockdown.
Receiver not home. We’ve left them a message and we’re waiting for them to get in contact with us.
They didn’t even come up my street let alone knock my door and leave a message. I wish everything was delivered through Royal Mail and DPD. The rest are cunts
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This must have come up before in this thread. But if not, it could be one if the most commonly agreed upon pet peeves in existence. Great shout.
Hermes are utter fucking cunts. Two parcels in a row now they’ve just failed to deliver, no explanation, no contact from them, nothing.
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TNT the culprits for me today.
Hermes were the cunts last week even tho they have delivered to this address numerous times in lockdown this courier in particular couldn’t find my address and took 4 attempts each time saying they couldn’t find it in the end I gave up and got it redelivered to my mum who’s on the same street and she got it fine
The people these companies employ are fucking idiots
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If the retailer uses Hermes, I just don’t bother lol
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