You know what really grinds my gears?

You can fuck off if you follow this one with I know Victoria Pendleton mate.

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:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Well Tri…er Cristo, there are two problems occupying either end of the dress length spectrum, and in this case with an ankle length dress if it gets caught up in the chain or between the chain/chain guard it won’t end well.

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Ahhh ok interesting that makes sense, I’m used to bikes with chain guards on them. Most women’s bikes come with chain guards in Denmark at least specifically because of that problem.

Graffiti in non appropriate places

More detail please, I feel there’s a story here.

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There’s some graffiti that’s gone up in the alley way next to my house that says GREG IS A GRASS.

Greg is too close for comfort to my name. I have a grumbly voice and people often confuse the two.

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Wouldn’t worry, pal.

If it was you, it would have read CRAIG IS CRASS

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Bus stop shelter got replaced, one week later it’s been defiled by random scribbling graffiti from top to bottom.

Annoys me a lot, it’s offensive to my eyes. Why would you make your own local surroundings ugly? I have a big issue with people who don’t value community.

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More graffiti please.

Being slightly late to start listening to the Talking Sopranos podcast.

So I’m a huge Sopranos fan and still find myself watching YouTube clips to this day to fill gaps in my day from time to time, and I heard Michael Imperioli (Christufuh Moltisante) and Steve Schirripa (Bobby Bacala) were starting a podcast in which they go through the whole series episode by episode. Right up my street, I’ll definitely be giving that a go.

When I get round to it there are three episodes up already. I listen to the first two, and they’re sponsored by Bose. They have a question segment at the end of each episode and they give away a set of Bose noise cancelling 700 headphones to the person who send a in the best question. I’ve fancied some noise cancelling headphones for a while, and I checked these out and they’re worth near three hundred quid.

The first two questions that won were absolute fucking horse shit, no lie, the first one was “is Tony a hero or a villain?”

Me irl:

Everyone knows the choice of music in the show is amazing, and they’ve touched on that briefly. So I think I’m guaranteed a win if I ask them what each of their favourite choice of music is from the whole series.

Submit my question this morning, start episode three. Listen to it bit by bit throughout the day. Was just outside in my garden chilling and listening to the end of the podcast, they get to the end of the show, they mention Bose sponsoring their prize for best question, it dawns on me that this is the final hurdle I have to overcome to win a set of these headphones, that’s how sure I am of my question being a cut above the standard so far.

Fuckers read out my question almost word for word. George from fucking Newcastle, you are now my sworn fucking enemy you absolute cunt.

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Congrats George from Newcastle. Bose are some high end shit. Happy for the lad.

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I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate George from Newcastle. Mike Ashley may have gone, but meet the new BOSE!

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At least give me a consolation like before you further crush my spirits you horrible fucker

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I really thought this was gonna have a happy ending. Unlucky mate haha

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In the “grinds my gear” thread?

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@Calum :xhaka:

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I must have forgotten what thread I was in. :joy:

I honestly thought when you was responding, that it was going to be your husband.:yum:

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No, that’s George from Asda

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