This is the one drawback to perma banning Luca the 
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Talking of Luca, Parma just lost to Burnley 
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a wee taster for everyone 
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Remember to include reports on his games vs Angers/Dijon etc. as well as just PSG/Lyon for extra credibility
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Where’s Luca when you need him? 
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Really dominant performance today. He had Joe Linton completely in his pocket.
The only negative is that we can’t play him against Newcastle next week.
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Agreed, he dropped a solid 8.37/10 imo
You didn’t fucking watch it.
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Shut the fuck up Elect we all know you didn’t watch it.
@electrifraud
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Haha nice try. If you actually watched it you’d know he was at least a 8.65/10.
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You didnt watch the game you fokin cunt.
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LYYYYYYNCH HIM!
IF YOU FUCKING START THAT SHITE AGAIN
@Craigie well why don’t you tell us your empirical rating, then?
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It’s a thing now man, you got away easy this time because you were online, but you can’t be online forever. Some day again, some day soon, you’re going to wake up to 37 notifications of pure abuse.
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This is how our community bonds now.
Jesus man I’m Northern Irish that’s always been how my community bonds.
Don’t worry chaps - I’m compiling a statistical analysis, the output of which will be a weighted average based upon every fucking metric you can imagine.
I’ll be factoring in shots blocked per game all the way to toilets blocked per shite.
StatDNA is going to look like a caveman smearing shit on the wall compared to what I’ve got cooking
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It’s a collection of Nic Cage gifs isn’t it?
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I love to watch a bit of ASSE play, so I’ll happily volunteer
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