Yeah, defo never go out in public looking like that
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Need @SRCJJ to take you lifting 
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Nice nips.
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Much like the moustache, that photo isn’t gonna last long haha
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There might come a day when I have to explain why I have Jakey’s nudes on my phone but it will come handy some day.
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Does anyone ever ask your girlfriend why she’s with you? 
ouch
Your comments cut deeper tbh
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At least with mine its something you can work on
There’re only two reasons why a woman will be with a man.
Money, or a big dick. And last I heard, @JakeyBoy has no money!
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Kidnap is also an option.
Or is that just me?
Jakey is a handsome dood, nice stache bruh 
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Look at how I’ve humiliated myself just to try and get you to see the funny side. This makes me sadder than all of the insults.
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That’s too thin a tash tbh. Trying growing the tash and beard for 2-5 weeks, before shaving the beard, for true 70s pornostar effect. Then you can look like an entirely 1920s bastard. You just look current Latino right there. It’s not offensive enough
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I think I’m just envious of that hairline.
If I was to enter a mod lookalike competition, I’d be on the @Leper end of the spectrum
Just missing an axe 
in that pic 
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Jakey looked like a shady Police Detective that isn’t afraid to cross the line in order to solve a crime
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More like those 2 brother coppers in hot Fuzz
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Can Jacobs stash become a new emoji? @Bl1nk
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