Scoring on and off the pitch…
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Mr and Mrs Thicc
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Ummm you could clearly see this season that he was bothered Teta
He’s Swedish, to be expected.
I love how the narrative has been though, has more goals than Sesko and Woltemade, but somehow we overpaid for the dud.
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Charles Watts said on his post match pod that Gyok has the most goals (all comps) of any PL player in 2026.
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Cheeks.
Also his supposed gf is fit AF, wouldn’t be surprised if that’s contributing to his good form lol
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His cardio has certainly improved 
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Do you think it’s coincidence that Martinelli, when he’s played from the right, has combined with Gyokeres twice to get a goal?
vs Leeds, vs Sunderland
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He’s now sitting at 13 goals in 32 games. Not far off the 1 in 2 ratio that us generally considered a great return from a forward and only 2 of these have been penalties.
Obviously I’m not his biggest fan but he always works hard and if he can get to 20 come the end of the season, that’s a pretty solid return. I had him down for 10-15 in the league, which he should ideally get now with 13 games to go.
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https://x.com/mixedknuts/status/2020793906690994591?s=46&t=eJpgg6uHWRsStnASv-OePg
“hasn’t taken a shot outside the width of the 6 since christmas”
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as long as he puts the ball in the fucking net, I don’t care where he shoots from.
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I think Ruud Van Nistelrooy never scored a goal outside of the penalty area in the PL.
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He scored one vs Charlton, and the keeper should have saved it lol
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That was surely in one of his final couple of seasons, no?
I can remember well a commentator once saying, maybe around 05 or so, how he never scored outside of the box, and I was quite surprised because he really had a great strike on him.
I seem to remember United were wearing a blue away kit, so I think it must have been around 2005 or 2006
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Loved his second goal, an absolute screamer from 45 yards. It’s just the camera angle that makes it look like a tap-in from close range.
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