The bastards used our stadium today aswell fuck knows why
When you buy an new fabric conditioner flavour to try and it smells incredible.
Why not just be both? 
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āFlavourā 
Cold toast and marmite
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psycho
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We only got married for the insurance. Thatās peak American.
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Putting a load of washing up into a dishwasher for the first time in 3 and a half years.
The cost of the new kitchen makes me wanna cry, but Iām overjoyed about all the time Iāll save washing up every single fucking day.
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But you wonāt be happy about your energy electricity bill 
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Must have took you ages
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You canāt be bring me down right now mate.
Thatās a problem for Future Jake, and Iāve been fucking his life up for years now.
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I have always had a dishwasher, but never use it. I just find it takes longer loading and unloading than it does to just do the washing up, especially if you donāt have a big family, so then you either put it on half full, or you run out of stuff.
I just donāt understand people who love dishwashers. Air fryers and slow cookers I can get on board with. But Dishwashers?! Nah.
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Main reason I want a dishwasher is it hides all the shit. My kitchen is always piled high, and washing up is my job in the contract. Itās about the only area WFH is a cunt, because you have the rest of the family racking up debts all day that I gotta pay come home time. Sometimes try to get ahead on the lunchbreak but most of the time CBA to spend my work break doing house work.
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Same here, also itās recommended to clean the dishes off the largest debris before putting it into the dishwasher to avoid clogging.
Often itās a matter of an extra 5 seconds to completely clean the dish by hand then 
so no point in putting it into the dishwasher anymore.
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One more thing your waiting to breakdown.
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How does all of this piss taste on your cornflakes @JakeyBoy ?
:laca:
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Exactly!
My dishwasher is built in. But if I ever get a new kitchen Iāll get rid of it. Itās not needed at all. I hosted Christmas Day 3 years ago, and I used it then, just spent ages scraping, loading and then having to scrub pans. I can do a whole dayās washing up in like 5 minutes. So why would I want to scrap and load instead?!
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I love underwear with soft waistbands. Seems like a simple thing, but most menās underwear has a stiff elastic band that bites into a fat boy like me.
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Poor Jakey, happy and then all us Debbie downers come along 
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Tbf if we are pissing on his corn flakes a dishwasher is better than the sink.