Theo Walcott

If that’s the case then it’s undebateable that Harry kane is as I was basing what I said on giroud having the best goals to minutes ratio

Theo Walcott

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How dare you! Their have been much better, funnyier, classicer and legendaryer threads tham this in the history of the forum you troll

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Yeah but they have been better positioned, in a better, much suited sub-forum, hence giving them much more exposition and chance of success, you see. Which is why the fact that the TW14 thread is as prolific is as it is, is nothing short of a minor miracle.

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Unless he is being sold or being abused for being shit, there shouldn’t be high amount of replies in this thread.
As if I am not depressed enough, I have to know that Theo Walcott is still stealing a living to make me feel worse.

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When @BigWeng_4LYFE sees 100 new posts in this thread.

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This should bang. Brilliant post :joy:

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Any old Simpsons reference is an instant like from me tbh :joy:

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:joy: thanks for making me lol in the middle of the line at the coffee shop mysty. The Simpson’s was such a genius show back in the day. They say that particular episode, marge vs the monorail, is the best ever, Conan O’Brien wrote that episode btw.

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Glad to be of service Sir! And much like the monorail in that episode, I wonder when will be the point our season will begin to derail? :wenger:

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I just watched a Nimoy documentary on Netflix, For the Love of Spock. Worth a watch :slight_smile:

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I seriously cannot imagine a world in which Arsenal wins the league again with Theo Walcott on our team sheet.

Yeah cause 19 goals and 2 assists wouldn’t be very helpful in a league campaign whatsoever.

9 of those goals wouldn’t be helpful whatsoever to our league campaign, because they were scored in other competitions.

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You could say doing well in cup compititions wil have a positive affect on league form so not helpful whatsoever isn’t quite right :nerd_face:

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That really is reaching mate lol

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Next time we get knocked out a cup competition and it affects our league form remember this exchange lol

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I cant see our reserves getting knocked out of the league cup affecting the performance of the first team in the league :slight_smile:

You know that saying 19 goals will help with the league is highly misleading when only just over half of those goals were actually scored in the league.

Saying Walcott’s 10 goals would help with the league isn’t quite as emphatic a point as saying 19, is it? Don’t bullshit now lol

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It’s happened before