NFC has been such a good feature. No need to carry a wallet or card holders.
I have about 10-20 bucks in my phone case for emergency purposes and that’s all.
Cash is king. A future of digital money scares me.
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It’s June 2nd @JakeyBoy. Where the hell is the annual meme about companies suddenly remembering to accept gay people in pride month?
You better be on time with the meme about companies immediately forgetting again at the end of the month.
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No memes this pride month, instead I’m taking it seriously, and what I’ll be doing is using less heteronormative language.
So when I want to clarify my position on something, instead of saying, “I’ll be straight with you”, I’ll be saying things like “to be queer”
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I was recently selecting a range of Christmas cards as part of my job, and trawled through hundreds and hundreds as part of the process.
I want to preface this by saying I took no issue with some of the one’s I saw depicting soldiers. Not my cup of tea, not suitable for my org, but there are charities and orgs that they’d have been a good fit for
But then there’s this unhinged masterpiece
Father Christmas waving at an attack helicopter ffs 
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I want your job!
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Stop pissing about and read your teams chats!
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Given that @JakeyBoy has no qualms about having a million tabs open all at one time, I imagine his paranoia for multiple unread Teams waffles is fucking zen like.
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I have every work email i ever received since 2014 and am only at 40,000 ish. Utter insanity!
I’ve abandoned my gmail to marketing shite and set up a different account for emails that actually matter.
Every online purchase/free trial or whatever is done using the gmail, so that’s why the numbers are so wild, and why I almost mever open anything in there.
Nice new avatar. Give Dennis a fade and he’d basically look like one of those broccoli headed kids you see everywhere these days
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Teams notifications are useless anyway
Maybe whats in the message is useless but the notification is doing its job.
This is a game changer and such a simple thing to manage. Me and my wife (well my wife really) manage multiple emails accounts for different stuff to do with the house, bills, leisure etc. helps separate the wheat from the chaff.
Thank you. Fancied a change and you can never go wrong with Dennis.
Regarding fades, I have a curly bonce and I am trying to grow it out but it irates me some days with the hair touching my fucking ears. Not sure how young Dennis delt with that.
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Chat GPT and Air-fryers are the two greatest recent inventions out
What have you whacked in the air fryer for lunch then @Calum ?
Nothing I am in the office was just a general thought
I use both daily. I haven’t turned my oven on since January
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I think the only thing I have cooked in my oven is a roast dinner, and that was about 3 weeks ago, otherwise like you, back in January or December was the last time I had used it haha.
It’s a fantastic machine. A marvel of an invention.
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Never had an air fryer, big fan of my toaster oven though. Do braised pork, shepherd’s pie, lasagne, etc. in that. Toaster is a bit of a misnomer, pretty fucking useless at toast.