I’d imagine I’d starting seeing Tyson’s punches after about 100 KOs. Plus, Tyson might just bite your ear off and get DQ’d
With Carlsen, he’s a fucking chess grand master. It would take years to even be a legit challenge for the fucker
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Are you allowed to go to the gym before each rematch with Mike Tyson? Haha
The scenario says nothing about me being invincible.
Prime Mike Tyson would literally kill me if he hit me like he did all those pro boxers lol
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I think there’s a much better chance that you are able to fluke a win against Magnus Carlsen by using some totally random amateur move that no-one else would ever use which takes him by surprise, as opposed to ever surviving even one round with Mike Tyson let alone managing to land a lucky uppercut that actually knocks him out lol
110% I’m taking my chances with Magnus
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You can learn chess theories and memorize lines which will help you win once in 20-30 attempts.
It doesn’t take a lot to reach 1700 ELO if you put enough time in theories.
Honestly I’d genuinely rather lose a chess match for the rest of eternity than have to constantly relive the pain of being knocked out by prime Iron Mike lol
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I think you’ve nailed it. It’s about which one you’d rather do for eternity, because no average person is ever going to beat either of them lol
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The details suggest that I keep my memory from previous matches so I continue the moves until I get the perfect sequence of moves. Usually that’s 40 odd forcing moves in chess.
Does anyone actually drink Prime?
I checked online and they’re apparently worth 5-10 billion currently.
I know they’re sponsoring everyone, from football teams to even events now in WWE.
However, Ι found their drinks absolutely disgusting when I tried them. I don’t get it.
You must be really bored tonight lol
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I tried Prime once and hope I never again will. Influencer trash.
As long as you’ve not tried prima nocte, we can all sleep easy.
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I find energy drinks to be pretty much uniformly disgusting and I assumed that Prime would be as bad or worse than the standard. So no.
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As much as these modern day social influencers are not to my taste, they’ve done pretty darn well to milk an extremely cushty living out of their ventures. If everyone was like me there would be no market for them.
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Don’t know why this has me laughing as much as it does
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I don’t mind energy drinks myself. I find Monster, Red Bull and other already established energy drinks fairly decent.
Prime is the most disgusting drink I’ve ever tried. In my experience they were genuinely repulsive.
Then I’ve been blessed.
Get your bonce out for the lads.
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