The randomly nothing thread

@discobot

Hi there. :slight_smile:

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

I can’t believe we got a bloody discobot with the new update :arteta: That’s hilarious. Looks like @Luca_from_Italy is not going to be the only bot on OA then :henry2:

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@discobot give me a blowjob

Edit: It worked!!!

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@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Ask again later

Oh get fucked mate

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Edit

@JakeyBoy getting recked by a bot :joy::joy:

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@discobot roll 2d6

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:game_die: 1, 3

Seems like I can change the name and avatar for this disco Dave character. Any suggestions? :ramsey:

Edit: Done!

Considering it appears to be the fountain of all wisdom, I would suggest LondresTopo

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@LondresTopo fortune

@LondresTopo pink username

I am a real person :hipster:

@LondresTopo outranks me now. :santi:

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/19/19c937ffd4a65c27832576a0e17e5d89c568c488e2bf018267465dd5a95f3b39.jpg

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No, you are…:giroud: