I don’t have a cellphone.
me neither 
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Ah, so that’s why you’re not a famous rock star. Your life could have been so different!
A legend in my own mind.
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@Trion I reckon the difficulties we face are of the same magnitude yes.
@Craigie absolutely. Tired of this hate we get every day for being different. I didn’t choose the left-hand life, the left-hand life chose me. I’m all for getting organised but I’m playing video games tonight and tomorrow I think I’ll go for a stroll in the park if the weather is good but maybe some other time or something.
I’m right handed but in order to get some dexterity in my left hand I’ve been brushing my teeth with my left hand for almost 10 years now. And I always like to force my left hand whenever I can, carrying something etc, to balance out the skill and strength in both sids (the right hand is still much stronger). Although one particular movement is still exclusively reserved for the right hand. :pepe1:
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They’re good posts though, they go: Tierney is well hung, Willock has an itty-bitty wee-wee, Xhaka has a small prick but Leno is blessed with a grade A choad, in all seriousness Bellerin’s got a piece on him, Gonzo’s got big dick energy, Sven was equipped as f, unclear if David Luiz’ got a sized schlong but Anthony Taylor definitely does not, Wenger’s got a horses cock while Arteta’s got a tiny willie. And Auba should play central, I disagree with that but I agree he’s got an absolute unit on him.
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Ffs… he got aids??
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You can literally see the line where it stops being a green and pleasant land and becomes Scotland.
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Proper ‘‘that’s not my job’’ that.
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@SpankyJoyJoy check out my baby courgette (also my girlfriend’s nickname for my penis)
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So fucking sexy dude.
Youre going to want to stunt its growth now so youre not replaced.
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Was going to put this in the Arsenal vids thread. But I don’t think the club will want to be associated with it. Haven’t we suffered enough?
I am gonna pretend I didn’t see it.
Off to Black lives matter thread…
North London is full of real oddballs
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He was a boxer as far as I know. Obviously been smashed in the head one too many times.