I met him when I stayed in the hotel all the Milan/Newcastle legends were staying in when they had a testimonial for Steve Harper.
Also got mistaken for a player by this random guy in a black jumper who wanted a photo just cos I was in a blazer, weird.
Always knew that Rebekah Vardy was a wrongāun 
I was waiting for how long it was going to take somebody to post this.
That a worse burden than the father of your kids shagging pensioners then.
So you are telling us you knew about this but decided not to share?!?!?!
Iāve summoned my friend Greta Thunburg to dish the punchline 
Is that real?
The reply 
This is Loose Women tier stuff, lads. Fucking hell. 
Iāve posted the link to her tweeting it, so yeah it is definitely real. Whether the accusations are true, fuck knows. Delightfully juicy gossip though, as the Vertonghen rooting Mrs Eriksen rumours start to die down we needed something to fill the void
Yes. It is being retweeted quite vigorously lol.
Well, you have your answer.
I bet you expected @Calum to be the one posting though, right? Yet it was I, fellow Love Island fanatic and general beta male. Cal is probably at work where he is banned from using his phone apart from on lunch breaks, so I had to step in and make sure everyone was aware of this important news.
Yeah well the rugbyās on today so thereās no show today. So it fixes a problem.
Posting a shitter selfie is Alpha male stuff bbe x
Hahahahaha. Cal or you actually.
@CliftonGeraldi itās kind of hard to miss on twitter at this point. Goddamn. Must be a really slow morning at work for a lot of people.
Hahaha, this actually made me do a hearty, real life lol
Fucking hell, I forgot Iād done that. Jesus fuck, Iām a pretty fucking embarrassing person sometimes
Hahaha this is unreal.
Coleen Rooney an amazing investigative reporter.
Oh the classic āsomebody else did it from my phoneā defence.
This is exactly the sort of mindless bollocks that helps to pass the day. I shouldnāt give one fuck about this, but I canāt help but love how Coleen conducted a fucking sting operation that lasted several months to catch out the leak. Fair play to her, she got dat rat bitch in the end.
Still no like or reply from Calum. Clearly isnāt taking his lunch til one oāclock today
You just murdered the boy, let him be.
