OK so I’m currently watching James Bond Moonraker.
I am convinced that Holly wore braces. Why isn’t she wearing braces? For those unfamiliar Holly is the geeky, awkward girl who falls in love with Jaws the villain with metal teeth. On their first meet she is deliberately keeping her mouth closed, ready for the close up and big reveal of her braces - the reason Jaws falls for her - but there are no braces there. Makes no sense.
Lolol damn I wish I had that back pack yesterday, I walked right past Nick Cage. He was wearing a black suit with a big black hat at Disneyland, lel what a weirdo 
Oh and on a completely seperate note, Melissa Mcarthy and Ben Falcone moved in down the street from me, we are literally neighbors, I’m so Hollywood now 
🖒🖒
You’ll have to invite them over for coffee sometime, and discuss important matters such as which manager is better between Klopp and Wenger :wenger2:
It’ll be the good old days when you would hear ‘wenger who?’ but mind you they wouldn’t likely know klopp either.
I absolutely shudder to think how Luca would have handled this if he was still here
Mods did him a favour tbh :giroud3:
Luca’s ranting on Microsoft Word as we speak
Ffs I’m ded
Bill Gates does a @shamrockgooner and bans him from all MS products
That made my ebening
CANT BREATHE
Luca leader of the nerd reich.
In all seriousness tho Luca wouldda been definitely banned for good tonight if he was here still I could see him really saying some anti-Semitic nasty shit in a fit of rage against spurs and probably some really harsh stuff to everyone at mancity too…it would be Hella fucking ugly in here
Next time I have a job interview and I’m asked to name a challenge I’ve faced at work it’ll be resisting the urge to spit in people’s faces when they say either the above or “one team, one dream”.
Imagine saying either phrase unironically. Some people have no decency.
It’s literally the screensaver on Unai’s digital board in the changing rooms, I’ve seen it mate.
