Quality players aside. Chelsea looks bang average. Lampfraud has no PHIILOSOPHIEEEE
Loftus Cheekās injury has absolutely fucked him
Chelsea look meh. Loftus-Cheek is meh. That guy has meant to have to come good for like 3 seasons in a row now.
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Lallana injured already
RLC fucking up that pass when Werner was dashing by at 21.1 dogs per hour, surely wouldāve scored, fuck he is so fast lol
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Itās actually scary how fast his legs move
As a fan of football Iāve been disappointed in Chelsea. 
You could have said this at any point from the 60s up to now
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You know what I mean, youāre at the park and someoneās on a blanket with a dog lying next to them and suddenly they pick up a ball and throw it and that hairy sagging pillow transforms into ballistic frenzied tunnelvisioned furry bugatti that just defies gravity and air resistance at the same time and you think to yourself man I never wanted anything in my life as much as that dog wants that ball and it didnāt even know it existed four seconds ago. Thatās what he looked like imo
Hope he (Werner) flops as well btw, just because fuck Chelsea in general.
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Potter is a class manager
I can see Kai Havertz becoming the new Ozil in terms of the foreign player that the English press and commentators love to criticize. He has a similar sort of a lackadaisical style on the pitch where even if he is running a lot he looks like he canāt be arsed.
Kepa is so shit, its actually amazing he was bought for 50 million.
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Chelsea could do with Runar Runarsson
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nice finish, letās go! 1-1
WHAT A GOAL WOW
Reece James mate, what a hit
lol what a reply by James
Gotta love Kepa.
Shit
Lampard is still a garbage coach
And a tory too
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After all this spending, but Kepa is still between the sticks. Has to be a candidate for the worst GK in the league surely.