I rate that tweet, don’t get me wrong, but this Keenos guy is an absolutely appalling writer. If you haven’t seen his “pieces” for She Wore… then don’t.
This has me dying ffs 
I…umm…feel bad.
Landed on my bbq 
if a seagull can pick up a dog then it shouldn’t be classed as a dog
Becca has a really bad attitude
This is something that irks me about breeding dogs. They are insistent about breeding dogs to degree of being classed as miniature.
This is all aesthetic breeding and won’t be good for the species in long term.
Great for seagulls though.
And for the security of my ice cream when walking down the beach
Reminds me of this.
There isn’t a dog breed that isn’t bred. Every dog breed out there is engineered by humans.
Which is fine as those bred were not done for aesthetic purpose. A Shepherd or a hunting dog is a good mix of domestication or being close to its core origin.
A miniature dog meant as a showpiece and accessory is just way way too far.
This has cracked me up
and me