Haha I wish somebody got me something this thoughtful for Christmas
I would be absolutely over the moon if someone had bought me that
Don’t forget shagging.
Those fools might as well tuck into all the bacon.
Can’t even deny it either cause I’m guilty as sin lol minus the smoking. I don’t smoke.
This honestly applies to basically every Muslim dude I was mates with at school
I must live in a town full of squares because all my Muslim friends are pretty much strictly no alcohol or clubbing
The following suggestion might trouble you but… Pay a visit to Bradford, Leeds, Huddersfield or Manchester.
Where is that if you don’t mind me asking?
Subject:Senior trying to set a password:
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USER: boiled cabbage
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USER: 1 boiled cabbage
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