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How have I not noticed this before
Always thought it was a lady riding a pig
Breaking Formula1 News
Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for your Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels and tyres in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton’s bird in the shower.
Stay safe, healthy and check your wheels
Instagram links are awful on here lol
A funny video about a pigeon being sang to in a pub in Glasgow
I really like what you’ve done here. Everyone take note please. This is the new standard.
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