Speaking of Joel
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It could just be the fact that my tiny penis barely dangles down into the bowl, but I’ve never had a shit hit my dick on the way down, wtf.
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What kind of fucking toilet is that? The log should be dropping into the water much further down. Why is there a shelf thing so high up? Load of shite
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Sounds like you have a poor aim then 
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German toilets have that and a lot of other European toilets too
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That really is the worst feeling haha
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Happened to me this morning. My whole day is ruined.
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I voted Leave so we wouldn’t have the EU forcing their shitty toilet designs on us.
The economic hardship is a price worth paying to ensure I never shit on my own dick again.
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It’s designed that way so you can check for worms.
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This dude doesn’t miss. Whenever my Homes under the Hammer king makes an appearance, I’m already gone. Brilliant ending to this one too, genius
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65 fucking years?
Just kill me after 5
5 minutes for me lol
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Good thing he has that blanket to stay comfortable.
Actually fair play, guy made the best of it.
He’s done everything from travelling by plane and living alone to visiting strip clubs and praying in church, the Guardian reports.
Aside from practicing law in the state of Texas, Paul wrote a book about his life called Three Minutes for a Dog: My Life in an Iron Lung.
It took him five years to write but he wrote every word by himself with a pen attached to a stick in his mouth.
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I know this is a jokey comment, but I think it’s to cover up a see through viewing panel to give him a little privacy.