Awww that’s a sweet story, but the idea of a puppy not pissing or shitting until it gets to go to the park is outrageous.
But I will choose to believe this greentext because of how warm and fuzzy it makes me feel
That would also shockingly make this the first green text ever to be real
I went to infant school there before moving to Essex
The spurs training ground was still there as well.
I’m honestly not a violent person, and haven’t been in anything resembling a scrap since I was about 14, but I honestly think I’d have been severely tempted to lamp that twat in the clown costume the instant he made me drop my hot drink all over the floor and possibly my fresh white trainers.
“It’s just a prank bro” social media cunts are the worst
Milo and Jakey #thelads
Seems almost apologetic in asking him not to cause a war
This seems an odd fit for both this thread and the twitter account posting that lol.
“on this day in 2013 Ozil dropped his first massive stinky shit at Arsenal’s training ground after signing for the club”, seems more his speed, as opposed to talking about super serious historical events lol
I was gonna stick it in the random thread but thought of it more as a wtf reaction. Agree on the other point
Speaking of super serious events here’s an otter with a fake fish
England needs moving to the bottom right of the three smaller triangles with South Africa etc