Where’s the rest of it?
1 Like
I’m guessing that must be it 
probably one of those £1 all in one type meal things
3 Likes
Looks like the portion size at expensive restaurant
4 Likes
Dude’s biggest mistake was not buying 6
5 Likes
Who the fuck buys a doner kebab from ASDA? If it’s not from ‘Best Turkish Kebab’, I don’t want to know.
8 Likes
How did we know that would be your only issue with it
1 Like
got to keep up the #brand
3 Likes
Too much sauce for Calum I’m tipping pal.
4 Likes
I’d say he’s the Jake that’s second most burned into my memory by playground taunts.
No.1 is obviously Shakey Jake, always accompanied by a “wibble wobble yum yum” for good measure
1 Like
5 Likes
Bruh, wasn’t ready for those feels.
4 Likes
What are the fucking chances of some girl pying you with a fake number that ends up being Maya Jama’s number
3 Likes
What the f?! 
Lucky git!!
I saw she posted it too so it’s legit. Might aswell have tried making a move.
1 Like
2 Likes
Absolutely insane
8 Likes
8 Likes
