The Doomsday Clock


#1

Will we see One minute to Midnight?


#2

What the actual fuck is going on in here.


#3

:open_mouth:

When it moves to midnight we die lads.


#4

I’m not surprised.
When you elect an old man who is a megalomaniac and a psychopath, who claims to have his finger on the pulse, but also has his finger on the button, you get what you voted for.


#5

It’s not like we dont deserve it.


#6

Who’s in charge of the clock these days? Is it real scientists or the type of scientists who fire lasers into the brains of mice to see if they can turn them into murderers.


#7

I hear those guys ARE the real scientists :iwobi:


#8

http://clock.thebulletin.org


#9

How is this even calculated? Whats the criteria, measurements, factors, variables used?

What a load of bullshit. Just science being fucking all Hollywood.


#10

If you don’t understand my friend, you probably needn’t worry.


#11

Im gonna take a punt and suggest these scientists have a bedtime and restricted internet access.


#12

I have to admit, I am a little disappointed. After the watching the press conference, I felt the Bulletins’ comments justified the moving of the clock at least a minute forward, but they only went with the 30 seconds, for some strange reason. IMHO if they wanted to do that, I feel a minute and 30 seconds would’ve been more appropriate.


#13

Put SAF in charge. We’ll easily get an extra 6 or 7 minutes.