Got a proper player on our hands here lads, very excited to see him grow at the club
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Got the best trim too!
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Was cool even when couple of Aston Villa players try to rattle him lol. Composed defender who seems to read the game very well defensively.
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Almost gave a pen away but Duran wasn’t smart enough to leverage it.
His willingness to push on and and be aggressive is the key difference between him and Kiwior.
I thought Ben White was the ultimate shithouse.
Calafiori is going to be the left sided shithouse that makes us the shithousery legends of shithousing.
I fucking love this player.
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The asymmetric nature of having a shit-houser on only one side of the formation kind of fucks with my OCD.
I’m happy we got a cunt on both flanks.
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I was thinking maybe we move White into midfield and play Calafiori behind him and then play Havertz on the left wing. They’d form like a super shithouse.
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A triangle of shithousery?
If it works, I’m willing to tear my fingernails out, and repeatedly smack my head against a wall.
Better than a triangle. An arrow. An arrow of shithousery.
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Lovely use of the word interventions I have to say
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Better yet, to convey an ultimate sense to the shithousery, to use the phrase ‘a triumvirate of’…
The Holy Shithousery Trinity
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It’s been a while since we’ve had ‘nasty’ players that our clubs absolutely despise.
Here for it!
We’ve got a potentially great player on our hands and he seems very ready and able to come straight into the first team. I love how robust he is, and the shithousery, but he needs to be careful of bookings and potential red cards. I want our Italian stallion to last the full 90mins, rather than heading off for an early shower.
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What a coincidence, man. I want the same 
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Love the way he heads the ball, seems to always have direction and determination in his heading.
got a great first impression, especially felt he read the game so well, hadn’t watched him play club football prior, excited to have him here!
Great lil cameo by him. If that’s a trailer of what’s to come, we have one heck of a player on our hands. Am excited about what he can offer.
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My first impression, from that first game days ago, is that he seems a bit bigger than I thought at first…
Definitely looks more like a CB than a LB/CM… I think him slotting into the LCB position in stead of Gabriel in a few years and selling Gabriel for a decent fee while he’s around 30 seems like a pretty decent scenario.
We are so comforable and full of options at the back right now, wish we had anything near that up front. 
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