If you can’t handle me at my worst, hungover and on the toilet, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best OA.
Are you taking a shit? :coq:
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Giroud isn’t that good looking to me personally I prefer Calum
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Not you mate sorry
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I prefer @calum too but he’s not into me 
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pfff! obviously fake, just found the original.
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You came to the Pacific NW and didn’t drop by for a pint?
I didn’t know you lived there otherwise I’d have hit you up! Portland and Oregon fucking rock! But the fucking gutter punks are pretty unpleasant
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I can definitely see that’s Wenger on the right in that photo, because I recognise the way he rolls his trouser leg up to make himself look cool.
But the guy on the left looks as if he might have been photo shopped.
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It’s ok, you don’t want a fat old man in camo-cargo shorts cramping your style anyway.
I can roll with anyone dude, I’m more versatile than Flamini
you should have said Milner
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Think you missed a bit @Gio 
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Sorry as a rule I don’t shave other men’s crotches.
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