Title updated 
If there are any players called Gabriel Pepe out there, I’d imagine that would be enough to trigger a bid from us.
What other Pepe did we have apart from Nico?
Or is this about the Pepe the Portuguese Psychopath?
I kinda wish it was Portuguese Psychopath Pepe we were after
We’ve already bought another Vieira, we’re after another Diaby and now another Pepe.
What next, Henry from Brentford and Sanchez from Brighton? 
Just imagine the terror Mr Nicolas has brought upon us for the thread to be named not that one
EMAD reporting it too now
Doesn’t say how much we bid, Porto want us to pay his release clause, which is €70m lol
But EMAD isn’t a legit source man! Haven’t you heard?!
Even beyond his name being Pepe, this guy looks shit.
Once bitten twice shy comes to mind
Tell me Pepe, do you recognise me
Can we just farm the rest of their midfielders instead?
Pepe, Pino, get the fuckoutatinho.
TV switched to the Nice game just in time to see Pepe miss a one on one with the goal keeper.
Certified bum.