Olivier Giroud

For the record I actually really like Giroud.

His backstory is brilliant, and should be made into an oscar-winning film/documentary.

He is far more deserving of one than his little fraud rat blackface loving teammate

2nd tier football to promotion to beating big spenders PSG to the league in an underdog story, then moving to England to play under a national icon Wenger, to being successful here, culminating in a World Cup win for LesBleus. Scoring Golazos all the way.

It’s a testament to his hustle that we compare him to the best strikers in Europe rather than his apparent brethren, guys like Kris Boyd. So of course he comes up massively short in that way.

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Yeah if Koscielny was a part of that World cup squad, those two would be given as an example to budding footballers that it’s never too late to make your mark.

If not the half, I think 1/3 of Platini’s goal were from PK or FK, not from open play

Regardless of what you think of Giroud no one can deny he has one of the best highlight reels around

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Indeed. When Jade is older and looks her dad up on YouTube she’s going to wonder how he never won the Ballon d’Or.

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I had to think twice for a second when you said Jade “and her Dad” to realise you meant his daughter, and not you :joy:

How could you not remember that he named his daughter after me? It’s common knowledge :roll_eyes:

Diego-Lionel Gaucho Giroud dos Santos Aveiro. GOAT.

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That downgrades what he achieved, he only scored 3 penalties. He must have scored about 2/3s of these from outside the box and he was absolutely lethal freekick taker, all his France goals:

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm9nGWPU5Is

He was a fantastic FK taker…
Only 3 PKs?? Maybe I mixed up his club goals with his international goals…
In the end, it was 30+ years ago… :stuck_out_tongue: old man can’t remember clearly.

Platini was instrumental in making free kick taking a specialist skill. Hours of practice turned this into an art form with him. Pretty much inspired a generation into doing this and the norm we see today.
Truly was a brilliant footballer and put France on the footballing map from the late 70s onwards.

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Haha look at Alexis :arteta:

Forgot about this. What the fuck haha? Its like on FIFA when you accidentally press pass instead of cross

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I blame it on Theo because 99 times out of 100 he would make a straight line dash rather than doing what he did.

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LOL don’t remember this

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Got excited to see the Giroud thread bumped. But then see it’s just something that’ll provide more ammunition for the haters :unamused:

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ffs Giroud

Glad that it’s finally proven beyond reasonable doubt that Giroud is shit

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Fuck out

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