Shame he missed Alexis, imagine that left flank, dog shaggers terrorising defences.
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I mean, it is fucking weird.
First itās fucking Saliba Dutch ruddering his teammate or whatever the fuck was going on in that wanking video and now youāve got this sick fuck making out with his dogs.
What the hell is wrong with us.
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Iām always down for some hawt interspecies erotica action bby 
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Benfica supporters on reddit are clowning us for the move. Always nice to see a new signing being absolutely slaughtered by his former clubās fans. A bit like Roma supporters coming here and learning the truth about Xhaka.
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Yeh Iām not going to pretend to how more than the fans who watch him week in week out but at least in this case heās young so might actually improve whereas Xhaka is just going to get older and fatter.
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If you canāt play Alex Grimaldo out of a team you are not anything special. We donāt need their fans to tell us that. But we donāt sign him to be a world beater. We sign him to be a back up.
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Iāve been reading some of that too - far from complimentary to say the least. A random Sporting Lisbon fan was disappointed he was leaving Benfica because heās that shit.
A summary is that heās shit tactically, shit at defending, shit first touch but is physically very strong and quick. His crossing is semi-decent. Some folks saying he has potential but nonetheless happy to see him fucked off (think that has a lot to do with the dog raping / Grimaldo stuff).
Having read all of that, I can quite confidently say I am expecting another Kolasinac.
Guarantee Tierney gets a long injury and this mutt fucker is going to be getting 35 games next season.
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Heās 20 years old, I donāt really have high expectation of him and hope he doesnāt play much but even if he isnāt really that good heās not being signed to be much more than a young player who we can develop and play in situations where we need to rest our main left back.
For his physical profile, he certainly ticks the boxes. If his tactical maturity is lacking then time is on his side Iāve seen plenty of 20 year old look clueless and become better with age.
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Iām expecting another Andre Santos or Carl Jenkinson.
Xhaka will be good for Roma, Serie A will suit him. Arsenal fans clowned HM also and he got what 12 goals and 12 assists or something for Roma.
Anyways onto this signing, itās concerning heās getting criticism for his performances in the Portuguese league, but hopefully he can do a job as a backup for us.
A player who will be good for Roma in his peak years is not someone who we should consider at good enough for us.
Agree we need an upgrade, no disagreement in regards to thatā¦ will we get one ?
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Xhaka gone is an upgrade already, means Mikel canāt include him in a starting xi and my eyes wonāt bleed as profusely while watching these shitters play soccer.
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See Xhaka going and more minutes for Elneny types isnāt an upgrade, as much as Arsenal fanatics try and say it is 
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But hereās to hoping we get a quality partner for Partey 
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I dunno thatās a tough one. Elneny at least looks to be able to run. Also I donāt recall Elneny ever standing still picking his nose while we get dunked on 
Partey and Dani partnership should have dominated but Mikel couldnāt figure it out. Usually takes that dood about a year or so to fix issues within the team, usually by stumbling upon them through dumb luck. Who knows maybe we get lucky 
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That like is for the first half of the post only. The second half made me want to down vote toxic Reddit style
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This describes Artetaās approach to coaching almost perfectly. 
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